Today in Florida we go to Fort Lauderdale where a woman whipped out her womanhood, exposing her breasts right in front of the judge who was presiding over her bond court appearance. Order in the court! Put those things away before you get charged with poking someone’s eye out.

On Wednesday a lady named Susan Surrette was arrested for disorderly intoxication. However you fellas may know her by her “professional” name; Kayla Kupcakes; look familiar, guys? She tells the judge that she is an escort and a fetish porn star in the Florida area. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

While the judge was reading the charges against her, she lifted up her shirt and flashed him in an effort to show him the injuries she says she sustained at the hands of the police while in custody. This did not seem to impress him. Hopefully for her sake this all gets sorted out.

See the video here with Judge John Hurley’s reaction:

I like how the news in this clip gave her a plug for her adult website that appears it was last updated in 1998.